my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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