I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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