What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
