Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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