He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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