YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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