Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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