So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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