bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
