I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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