Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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