can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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