she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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