Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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