What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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