the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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