their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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