I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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