I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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