My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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