OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
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