Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Green mimosas i think yes
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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