when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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