If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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