I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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