Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
