So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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