If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
there was a trapeze. enough said
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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