i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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