sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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