even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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