I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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