I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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