You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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