Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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