do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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