I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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