SEEEEXXX PLEASE
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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