Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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