I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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