And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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