what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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