Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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