let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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