for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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