Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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