sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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