Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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