I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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