Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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