are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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