Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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