fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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