butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I think my vagina is haunted
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Randomize
