I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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